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Submitted by Bruce Godfrey on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 02:07.
Check them out by clicking the image. BTW this is Xenu, according to Scientology's teaching, courtesy of Wikipedia:
"Scientologists believe that seventy-five million years ago, Xenu was the ruler of a Galactic Confederacy which consisted of 26 stars and 76 planets including Earth, which was then known as Teegeeack. The planets were overpopulated, each having an average population of 178 billion.[1][2][3] The Galactic Confederacy's civilization was comparable to our own, with aliens "walking around in clothes which looked very remarkably like the clothes they wear this very minute" and using cars, trains and boats looking exactly the same as those "circa 1950, 1960" on Earth. Xenu was about to be deposed from power, so he devised a plot to eliminate the excess population from his dominions. With the assistance of "renegades", he defeated the populace and the "Loyal Officers", a force for good that was opposed to Xenu. Then, with the assistance of psychiatrists, he summoned billions[1] of his citizens together to paralyze them with injections of alcohol and glycol, under the pretense that they were being called for "income tax inspections". The kidnapped populace was loaded into spacecraft for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth). The spacecraft were identical to the Douglas DC-8 with the exception of having different engines."
Accordingly, Xenu and Cruise would be a bi-partisan ticket. Xenu seems to have the military experience, while Cruise knows how to make s&&&loads of money and to overact. Looks like a recipe for a relatively successful fascist state, with theocratic elements under check due to a divided executive branch de facto.



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