Somebody needs to tell Casper the Well-Coiffed Ghost that American white people are supposed to be 2-3 years behind in their understanding of Black culture, not a full decade out of touch. This blog loves old-school rap - and plays it at any excuse - but we do in fact know that it's an antique collectors' item.

Now if you would excuse me, this Mitt Let The Dogs Out business reminds me that I need to call Louis Farrakhan to get a German-American division of the Nation of Islam opened up, to help fight the White Devil.