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If President Bush wanted to pull his ratings and popularity out of the ditch, he could start by following the advice that the Godfather gave to Johnny Fontane when he slapped Johnny across the mouth - "You can act like a man!!"
Bush could stare down the Democrats and waive all executive privilege to get the entire matter of the politicization of the Department of Justice with conservative activists and Republican operatives out in the open. He could command Harrier Miers to go to Capitol Hill to clear this entire mess up. He could then have Rove call Bill Kristol and tell him to make this known as the Bush "Brass Balls Moment" a la the Clinton "Sister Souljah" moment of 14-odd years ago. You know, a cartoon of Bush lecturing the Democratic wimps in a real estate sales office, holding a pair of brass balls "strategically" like Alec Baldwin's character Blake in Glengarry Glen Ross. (NOTE: extreme language in following YouTube clip):
Bush's base would go wild and Kucinich would look like Howdy Doody for filing a motion to impeach.
Bush could but he won't, and his excuses are garbage, just as his explanation of the 33 month sentence for Irving Libby as "excessive" when Libby spent ZERO time in jail was excessive.
He claims he is preserving executive privilege for his successors, but that makes no sense. He could get a promise from the House committee issuing the subpoenas that his waiver would be "without prejudice" as to future presidents' invocations, but that promise would mean nothing. Why? The next Congress can do what it pleases. Similarly, the actions of President Bush in waiving or failing to invoke privilege likewise mean nothing to future presidents. Neither Congress nor Bush is capable of acting with prejudice as to future Congresses or Presidents. The transparency of this claims is patent from Bush's failure to attempt to negotiate with Congress for future presidents' privileges; both Bush and Congress understand that this is a ruse, a faux bauble at which stupid people including the Washington J-School stenographers may gawk.
Since the next president is likely to be a Democrat, one would think that Bush's top priority would not be keeping the post-Nixon executive privilege precedents and customs safely for a Democratic president who will win that office by slamming a wing-tip or high-heel-shaped imprint on Bush's buttocks for the next 16 months. Does Bush really have Obama's back the next time President Obama decides to protect himself from, er, himself? And Hillary?? One thinks that Schadenfreude at their hypothetical future slow roasting would be a more likely result.
If you are male, some other male probably did you a kindness in your early youth by teaching you to block your groin from a punch, kick or missile. If you still have a groin, that teaching is part of the reason that you do still have a "groin" now. If no one taught you, you learned by experience, sorry fella.
Bush is blocking his groin from the boomerangs he threw. Bush is blocking his groin because he knows that his are not made of brass.
Labels: Bush, Congress, Gonzales Alberto, impeachment
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