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24 July 2005
Jimmies - Hannah More Park
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Hannah More Park in Reisterstown has provided a great deal to our family.

Our son Sam goes to a pre-preschool program for autistic children at the Hannah More Center weekly, and the park on the grounds has a great supply of jungle gym, sliding board and swing equipment, along with a wide reach of grass for screaming and running around.

Some of the play equipment is specifically adapted to special needs children, such as a swing with special seatbelts. Sign language boards are placed in several places around the park with the English and ASL alphabets. Sam has begun to learn the alphabet, and has spent a surprising amount of time in front of that board, touching letters and saying them aloud, in between rounds on the sliding board and in the sandbox.

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-- Bruce Godfrey


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23 July 2005
Solar Energy
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Today's Baltimore Sun discusses developments in solar energy.

In recent years, new developments in solar panel construction have cut the production costs dramatically. New high-tech, high-Wonk developments may lead to significant increases in efficiency of solar panels per square meter, while production of those panels drops. Meanwhile, oil prices continues to climb.

As the Sun article notes, Maryland is a significant producer of solar panels but not a large consumer of them; our power rates from BGE are relatively low and stable. While Maryland does allow "net metering" - running the power meter backwards from home-based solar or other power to reduce a power bill - the bills are not large enough to make a quick payoff. Another reason for the relatively low demand is large amount of cloud cover; we are not in the desert by any stretch. Climate likewise reduces the viability of wind power except up in the mountains of Western Maryland, where debate over several large wind generators continues.

An additional reason for low solar energy development, I suspect, is that while we have a lot of idealistic, highly-educated people in Maryland - the mostly likely demographic for investing in something like home solar energy panels - we have a lot of turnover in housing. A lot of people might be turned off by buying a house with solar power - sounds like work - and putting in a solar system is a major investment.

When one considers, however, that oil politics has led to U.S. involvement with the Arab world and its infamously oppressive regimes, and has arguably contributed to our vulnerability to groups like al-Qaeda, solar power seems downright John Wayne-patriotic. When it takes $28.00 to tank up a Toyota Corolla, solar energy seems frugal and conservative. Yet the "conservative, patriotic" Republican party is mute on this issue.

The last president to examine alternative energy in a highly public way was Jimmy Carter, whose failures as a president are essentially a cliche among most Americans. Maybe once the president and vice-president of the United States are no longer retired oil executives overwhelmed with policy concerns like gay marriage and posting the Ten Commandments in courthouses, alternative energy can get a full and fair hearing again.

-- Bruce Godfrey


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21 July 2005
Good Crabbing - Dan Rodricks
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Supporting the legalization of drugs as a means of reducing crimes against persons is very controversial. Kurt Schmoke got raked over the coals merely for suggesting it. Crablaw's official position is that drugs should be decriminalized and that any judicial proceedings involving drug addicts should be conducted, if at all, under the guardianship/person in need of assistance procedures.

The Crab is, however, a tithing member of the Reverend Leroy's Church of What's Happening Now. Accordingly, what's happening now is that the drug trade, like the Prohibition alcohol trade before it, is murderous in the extreme. 85% of the murders in Baltimore are thought to be directly connected to the drug trade - turf wars, assassination of witnesses, "internal discipline" of drug organizations, desperate addicts doing insane things, etc. Accordingly, anything that one can do to assist addicts, dealers and guilty bystanders to reject that way of life - of death, really - is a meritorious act.

Dan Rodricks has published in today's Sun a good piece on how people can get out of that life, and accordingly earns a Good Crabbing award.

-- Bruce Godfrey


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19 July 2005
The Inter-County Connector
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I have posted at Free State Politics a new piece about the Inter-County Connector and libertarian theory.

Also please note a new Maryland Blog link to Baltimore Writers Project, a fellow member of the Free State Project writing team.

It appears that the Free State Project is less like a Maoist collective and more like a loose, Wu-Tang Clan-like assembly of different styles. This suits the Crab fine.


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14 July 2005
Free State Politics
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I am pleased to have been invited to join Free State Politics as a contributing blogger. I don't know how much time I will have to contribute to that blog (or this one, the way my schedule is going) but I am looking forward to taking part.

Here is my first post for Free State Politics.

-- Bruce Godfrey


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09 July 2005
Pride and PageRank
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According to the PageRank calculation service of Google, www.crablaw.com now possesses a PageRank of "4" on a scale of "10." PageRank refers to the level of interconnection between a site and other sites, specifically mutual links and implied traffic. We are proud and thank you for your interest.

To compare, www.whitehouse.gov is PageRank 9. You can explore the PageRank of other sites here.

-- Bruce Godfrey


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Ehrlich and the Elkridge Club
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According to recent reports, Governor Ehrlich held a recent fundraiser at the allegedly exclusive Elkridge club in Baltimore.

The Baltimore Sun has reported that the Elkridge club has had no African-American members since its founding 110-odd years ago and has voluntarily accepted property taxes rather than filing for a private club property tax exemption requiring an affidavit of non-discrimination in membership and other practices.

Godfrey's Law of Political Bigotry holds that when racial discrimination is part of the story, it is the least compelling part of that story. In this situation, here are some facts more interesting than the issue of membership practices.

1) Ehrlich raised $100,000 in one night, a useful but modest sum.

2) Lieutenant Governor Steele allegedly dismissed the entire controversy on the grounds that Steele himself, an African-American attorney, was not personally interested in playing golf at that club.

3) The story was written by David Nitkin and followed by a commentary by Michael Olesker, the two Sun reporters/commentators whom the Ehrlich administration has officially blacklisted and barred from official contact with the administration in a well-known political-media-judicial catfight.

4) No person has come forth identifying himself as an African-American who applied for membership and has been denied membership in a discriminatory manner based on his/her race or ethnic identity.

In the Crab's view, relatively few self-respecting Caucasians, African-Americans or others find exclusive clubs to be a source of identity, enjoyment or good business. Economic power now rests more in the ability to connect broadly than in old boy networks, at least incomparison to earlier times. I am glad that such exclusive clubs exist - to provide a place for the insufferably dull to self-select out of what I might arrogantly call "my world."

That said, it is a bit bizarre to see a governor who grew up in Arbutus, a very non-exclusive middle America kind of place, fundraising there. Ehrlich, like the Crab, grew up in modest circumstances and made his way into the Ivy League on scholarship. Princeton has its traditions of so-called bicker clubs, roughly equivalent to class-conscious fraternities. I recall a court battle over several of the eating clubs' male-only membership, a suit which alumna Sally Frank '80 eventually won on the grounds that the University was essentially discriminating by using the all-male eating clubs de facto as school cafeterias, in violation of Title VII and numerous regulations. Perhaps a bit more nostalgic than bizarre, I suppose....

The foregoing said, it would be far better if the governor of any state but especially a state that is 30% African American and bears a deep history of racial discrimination like Maryland would refrain from getting cozy, fed and funded in racially exclusive clubs.

-- Bruce Godfrey


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New Maryland Blog
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OnBackground is a Maryland politics blog that has been active for about two years. Its owner seems even more private about her/his identity than am I, but she/he posts very regularly from a more-or-less liberal bent. Interesting variety of topics.

-- Bruce Godfrey


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08 July 2005
London Tragedy
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No words are adequate to describe this attack. London lives and breathes by its transit system; its importance to the identity of the city is comparable to that of the New York subway system. Its double decker busses are one of London's most familiar sights but were and are an extremely practical tool for getting to work.

Very wealthy Londoners can keep and use an automobile, but with gas hovering around $6.00 per gallon and enormous fees to bring a car into central London - not to park, merely to be permitted to drive - public transit is of central importance to nearly everyone.

This publication has bemoaned Baltimore's transit weaknesses. While we are not safe in Baltimore, we can take confidence that Islamic terrorists will not find our transit system worth attacking. If an incident happens in Baltimore, it will probably be somewhere other than a public bus or a Metro station. I can imagine other more likely venues but will not speculate here.

R.I.P.

-- Bruce Godfrey


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07 July 2005
The Mallet - Lindemans Lambic Ale
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The following is a description of an alcoholic beverage. If alcohol offends you or you are someone who should not drink, you may wish to skip this one. If you are having difficulty in stopping your drinking or maintaining sobriety, Crablaw suggests you consider getting help.

I was introduced to Belgian lambic ale about 2 years ago or so from the Baltimore WPYR wine program "Cellar Notes." Lambic ale is naturally fermented from the yeast accumulated in the cobweb-filled cellars of Belgian brewers; the brewers do not add yeast to the "wort." The product takes about 2 years to be ready for market; the brewers frequently add fruit to the final product.

The first lambic was brewed by Lindemans; the U.S. importer of this product is "Merchant du Vin", the name of which gives you an idea of the fine quality of this product. It is sold typically in wine-sized 750 ml bottles and is approximately as expensive as a low-mid grade bottle of wine (about $8.50) and it lends itself to slow, respectful drinking like wine. This ale is not remotely related to frat-house beer.

Lindemans sells "Kriek" (cherry), "Framboise" (raspberry) and "Peche" (peach) and some other flavors I have not tried. Of the three, Peche seems to retain most fully the flavor of the fruit as well as the full taste of the ale and is my favorite. The Framboise is delicious but the intense fruit masks the ale a bit. My wife does not really like ale or beer but likes the Framboise, the Peche less so. The Kriek is also quite good. Other lambic brewers allegedly sell other fruit lambics as well.

I have had the most luck in finding the Framboise, apparently the best selling of the three. A few upscale wine stores carry it; I cannot name the all of stores but I have picked it up in Mount Washington, Green Spring Station, and Boulevard Wine on Owings Mills Boulevard carries it. Very highly recommended.

I just got done a two-day arbitration and wish I had a cold bottle of the blessed stuff. Oh well.

-- Bruce Godfrey


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New Logo
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If you have ever read the self-important descriptions of flags by the governments that issue those flags, you may notice a certain tiresome tone. "The shield vert is the symbol of the Duke of Chlorophyllia, who first sodomized this region in 1503 with his fifty cousins and their maggot-infested army. The purple spots represent the scourge of syphillis, which took a terrible toll on the Duke's military prowess...." Crablaw officially takes as its editorial policy the Yiddish proverb that a flag is, in the end, a "schmatte" on a pole (a rag), and regards the entire debate about protecting the flag from burning (i.e. protecting the fans of official flags from discomfort and offense) as a colossal waste of time and money.

So it is with hesitation that Crablaw announces its new logo, which should be appearing shortly in the upper right once Crablaw's Hong Kong web host re-sweeps its server during the Hong Kong midday rush. This logo represents Crablaw's commitment to amateur graphics, i.e. no billable hour or cash wasted on elegant design from anyone with actual graphics talent. If you can do better, you really should not get too full of yourself as "better" is not a high graphic design standard here.

While serving as a more efficient "home" button for Crablaw, the logo will (one hopes) better identify the connection to the topic of the site. The blue crab is the namesake of this site. The dark brown mallet at the bottom represents a judge's mallet for banging his courtroom into compliance, i.e. a "gavel." The lighter brown mallet above represents the traditional crab mallet, used to beat the shell of a hard crab into manageable chunks for safe removal without splintering into the crab meat. I hope that the inclusion of the name of the site will better identify the button's function.



-- Bruce Godfrey


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02 July 2005
Secession or Separation
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This post is not easy to write, and is arguably in poor taste on or near the Fourth of July. In my view, however, the aspirations of the American Revolution call us to consider where we have been and where we are, towards an examination of the greater questions of our unity or disunity as a nation. July 4th is no worse a time than any other and is arguably the best day on which to reflect.

229 years ago, a group of lawyers, brewers, printers and others gathered in Philadelphia to protest and ultimately to declare independence from King George due to his taxes, his instigation of war, his repression of self-government by the people of this continent.

Well, our "King George" has accelerated a military expansion into a principle of near world-wide military jurisdiction and reach, fighting multiple wars of occupation and while maintaining a "presence" in nations whose people largely hate the U.S. government and by extension our people generally (Germany, Korea, Iraq, Afghanistan.)

He has hocked our republic through the efforts of his Republican "small government" allies in Congress to pay for these wars, so much so that Washington has money to rebuild transit service in Baghdad but not in Baltimore, crime fighting in Kabul but not in Detroit, guaranteeing taxation in the future of those who are too young to have representation today

His government has seen the repression of home rule of state legislatures on the issue of medical marijuana including California and others states (most recently Rhode Island) issues such as possession of medical marijuana for cancer survivors and others, in placation of the theocratic right who have crayoned an eleventh Commandment beneath their original ten, "Thou shalt not overcome chemo side effects with cannabis AND thou shalt use the government to halt such overcoming."

Our policy policy drifts rightward to the glee of big-government big-spending "social conservatives" who envision a state robust enough to make men holy, pure, saintly and free of tarnish, broad enough to control both eyeballs and genitalia, strong enough to "protect the [straight] family" from the horror of two men somewhere, somehow ever marrying. People who take seriously the principle of "live and let live" do not recognize their homeland.

We are divided geographically; our northern costs and the St. Lawrence-Great Lakes seaway are largely liberal, while the southern and landlocked regions are very conservative, the most socially conservative region in current Western civilization, to the social right of Poland and Ireland and far to the right of western Europe.

From Baltimore going due north 500 miles, one crosses the Canadian border near Kingston Ontario at I-81. One clears Customs Canada and proceeds without crossing a major cultural barrier until one hits Quebec 70 miles to the east or so. Going south 500 miles from Baltimore, one reaches South Carolina, arguably the most conservative state in the Union. This is a place where the Confederate flag still flies high, the home of anti-Northern rebellion, Fort Sumter and the first state to secede. One has to clear customs due to a political boundary, not a cultural one; going south, the converse is essentially true.

We are now witnessing stage one of the recriminalization of abortion in the United States. After Bush gets his pro-life nominees to replace O'Connor and then Rehnquist, Roe will be overturned. Roe is a laughably bad piece of jurisprudence, but it kept the finger in the dyke for more 30 years on abortion. Once red states start prosecuting abortion again, We will see abortion task forces in police departments, public defenders getting training on defending expectant and recently expectant mothers, arraignments for abortion ["... you are charged with one count of attempting to kill foetus Doe, womb age 38 days...], plea bargains for attempting to procure an abortion, probation and parole for doctors or mothers involved in abortion, perhaps with mandatory quasi-religious probation terms comparable to court-ordered AA meetings. We are about to live in interesting times, and the cultural gap in our republic will snap open like a open wound held partly closed by a weak, dirty adhesive bandage.

With the replacement of Justice O'Connor, we can also look forward to more litigation regarding governmental postings of the Ten Commandments with specific intent to proselytize (and in whichever permutation). The theocrats won't quit; the Supreme Court just decided two cases this past term alone. Justice O'Connor's voice will be replaced with that of a Scalia II - smart, tough and committed to accommodating at least low-grade theocratic spasms in the U.S. South. Bush owes it to the religious right to deliver big on the Supreme Court, and he will pay his note in full on time.

Christianity as such merits respect as the serious belief system of serious people, as do its various forms, including its hard-core ascetic, Calvinist and evangelical forms. It is the theocratic right spending money and time carving graven images and installing those images in courthouses that causes the problem, not Christians trying to apply Christian ideas to their own lives. Evangelical Christian and conservative commentator Cal Thomas has commented eloquently on the difference between being a Christian and being a theocratic activist (my term, not his.)

So in light of the foregoing and with more fun theocratic politics sure to follow, should we liberals and libertarians really want to stay in political union with the theocratic Christian Right? Or should they, the Christian Right, go ahead and get their own country, to be free of the irritation of political union with us, now or 5 years after the recriminalization of abortion in the "Red States"?

Our forefathers were not the tools of the religious right of their day but its implacable foes. Ethan Allen - a Deist who feared the political power of kings and priests. Thomas Jefferson - the author of the phrase "wall of separation" between church and state. Ben Franklin - the mocker of religious authorities. Thomas Paine - a critic of religious power so severe that Theodore Roosevelt called him a "filthy little atheist" a century after Paine's death. Samuel Adams - an armed anti-clericalist rebel.

These men had more in common with Bill Maher and George Carlin than with James Dobson and Ralph Reed, let no right-wing ideologue deceive you otherwise. These men distrusted government's ability to keep men free, let alone "holy." If modern Christian theocrats reject the values of the American forefathers, let none of them hypocritically raise their flags and watch fireworks this Fourth of July; they are party-crashers, aliens, red-coats, not invited to the Revolution but are rather the very problem that the Revolution tried to solve, at a mighty cost of lives and fortunes.

Lest you think I've gone too far, take a look at a possible new flag for an American Christian nation. One gets the idea that Jesus of Nazareth may actually have been Jesus of Nashville.

I just hope that if this Christian "American Revolution" comes, it is less bloody than the one we are celebrating this weekend and leaves the rest of us non-evangelical Christians some swamp land or desert in which to maintain some libertarian semblence of the United States of America. It may take two generations, but that's where I see us heading.

Happy 4th of July.

-- Bruce Godfrey


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New Supreme Court Justice
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Democratic activist Ed Kilgore has offered an analysis of the politics of the nomination of the next United States Supreme Court Justice. This site tends to focus on Maryland law and politics but the first Supreme Court nomination battle in over a decade merits comment.

Whether we like it or not, the "despot's heel is on [our] shore", or perhaps "on our Red Line" is more like it. We may as well keep an eye out on new developments.

-- Bruce Godfrey


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A Concern
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This is a comment from a visitor to one of the restaurants I reviewed in the Mallet. I do not have the ability to verify or refute its content but pass it along in the interest of good order and caution.

-- Bruce Godfrey


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